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Butt isues

Jim was a vice president of a company that was very important to the reigion. He liked his job. He was well liked. 

Today was the annual picnic for the compony. There was a a lot of food and deserts.  The food tasted great. No one guessed that one of the deserts contained food poisoning.  They tasted perfectly fine. There was no indication that something was wrong. He felt good all day. 

Then during an importent meeting with an importent client he felt really weird. He started to fart. He tried to get pass it. 

He felt really weird. He felt like his entire butt was about to explode. He just wanted to be away from hear. He tried to grin and bear it. After a while he decided that he had to get out of there. He had to do it fast. 

He said an if you wil excuse me. He was able to sneek out of the confrence room. He went to the bathroom.  He unzipped his pants.  He pulled down his underware.  He sat down on the toilet. It felt like something was leaving his bodymhe was in excruciating pain.  He felt like he was dying. He feared that he might be actually dying. 

What he believed was a turd fell into the toilet . the turd attacked him.he lunged from the toilet. He looked like a small verson of the creture from the movie aliens. He picked the creture and threw it on the floor. He steped on what he perceived to be his head. The creture head snapped.  

He was really woried. What if thete were more of these cretutres inside him. What if he was being teraformed or whatever into this creture.  He had no idea what to do.  

He decided to call 911. He said he thought he had really bad case of food posion. He did not go into details.  When they arived he showed the creture. He passed out. 

They put him on a  stretcher . he was wheeled on to an ambulance.  The carcass of the creture was placed on to the ambulence.  The emt tried to keep him stable until they made it to the hospital. 

They moved him to the e.r. they turned him over another creture came out. They were several of them. The man was in a lot of pain. It was not getting any better. 

They did an x ray and found that his body had become an incubator for these cretutes.  They striped him nsked and rushed him to the o.r. they did exploratory sergery. The mother creture was embedded into him. They were able to remove the creture. 

He woke up later on. He was in his room. He felt a bit weak. They explaned to him that somehow the mixture if various food merged ans created the creture.  They said he should recover in a week or so. He will have to take some time off.usualy a workaholic he did not object this time. 

A friend of his drove him home. He went right to bed. He slept for several hours.  He woke up the next day feeling better . in two weeks he felt good enough to return to work. 

Most of the staff came down with the ailment.  Most of them came down with the ailment while on the job. Gabby a young acountent felt sick. What she thought was turd fell down on to her purple dress and on to the floor. She screamed. Soon many more sucombed.

Lukily ,using information from jim’s surgery, was able to create a type of antibiotics to kill the creture. They did not have to remove it invasibly as they did with jim.

The whole event filled jim with a brand new perspective on life. He started to revaluate things. He went over to ally a girl he liked for a long time. He asked her out and she said yes. They got maried and had three kids.

He left the business and started his own business.  He was so happy. The creature creation was a fluke. So far the creture had not been seen again. 

The end. 

The nurse

David and danah are married with children. They have only been married for a few years now. David is a carpenter who owns his own construction business. Danah is a nurse.
How they met is a little bit of an unusual story. One day David was at a construction site when  he got a glimpse of her. She wore the blue nerse scrubs. Her hair was in a pony tail. He was quite turned on.he would have liked it more if she were Waring flip flops but oh well.
He figured she did not know that he had existed. Then he moved on. he got to work examining the work site.
Later on that day he saw her. She came by him. He Said hi. She did not really respond. He did not really think much of it. He quickly got back to work.
One day he was leaving the site.he saw her. She was leaving the hospital. She had changed into flip flops. He was happy.
She finally began to notice that he existed. “Hello !” he said.she answered with a hello . it was a start.
The job was over a week later.the next job was not even close to being near to the hospital she worked on. That was fine sense they did not really have a relationship. 
He forgot about her. He had moved on. That was what he had believed.a few mouths later a friend set the two of them on a blind date.neither one knew that was them.
She wore a green blouse and Gray pants and flip flops.her hair was in a pony tail.  He recognized her right away.
“Hi we have never been formerly introduced. I am Dave .” he said . “no we have not. I’m danah. ” she said
He really liked her. He suspected that this was going no where. He had no idea what to do. “You own a construction company?” she asked”yes I do. It is not a cash cow but I do well. ” he Said. His point was that He could be a good provider.it came off as a boast. He felt like this was a major fail. He would try to not say anything stupid the rest of the night.
” I suspected that that was the case. From what I can tell you do good work!” she said.
“Thank you. “He said . ” do you have some kind of nurses fetish?”she asked. “What?” she asked.”it s ok. A lot of people have nurses fetish. It is not that uncomon. ” she said.
He was a bit embarrassed. Maybe it was time to call it a night. “No I don’t have a nurse fetish . ” he declared .
“Its not that odd. ” she said. “I don’t have a opinion on that but I assure you that i do not have a nurse fetish. ” he said.
“Alright. ” she said. The conversation started to change.He was happily about that.
They decided to attempt another date. This time she wore a blue nerse scrub. She had flip flops as well. He felt awkward. He was also turned on.
“You do have nurse fetish!” she insisted. ” no I don’t!” he said. “How do you explain that?” She asked pointing to his bulge. ” it’s is not a nurse fetish. I like the scrubs!” he said. ” oh!” she said surprised.
“I like the nerses uniform !” He said.”why is that?” she asked.she had taken some psicology courses and considered herself an amateur psychologist.
“It reminds me of a different kind of uniform!”he said. “What kind of uniform is that?” she asked.he did not want to answers . “it remind me of a uniform worn by prisoners.” he said.
She laughed. “You want me to be a prisoner?” she asked in a playfull tone .”well!” he said. “You want to put me in hand cufs. You want me to put me in shackles? You want me to put me in a prison uniform?” She asked.
” well! I don’t know! ” he said. He blushed. ” your into bondage?” she asked. “I am not in to the hole s and n bdsm things. No whip chains or. Black leather. That is a little too weird I suppose. ” he said. He laughed nervously.
“Ok! ” she said. ” that was awkward. ” he said. ” it could be worse I suppose. ” she sad.
They walked outside. He walked her to her car. ” it was good to see you !” he said. “It was good to see you as well!” she said. She hugged him.
She decided to have fun with it. She sent a picture of herself in his scrubs handcuffed to a bed. She was barefoot .he was not sure how to respond to that one.
They met for a date the next week. “So did you get my pic ?”she asked.he chuckled.”I did. ” he said.”so prison fetish. ” she said “yea!”he said. “Prison would be a good vacation. I could like that. I never considered prison fetis but it is interesting.”she said. “Realy? Are you playing with me?”she asked. “No I am seriously. You can arrest me any time ?”she said. “Seriously?”He asked. “Seriously!”She ansered.
He was a shy person. He always questioned and second guessed everything He did. He laid low for a while.
She called him. “How are you?”she asked. “Fine how are you?”he asked.”good . I am surprised that I have not heard form you. “She said. “I have been quite buisy with the construction business and all. ” He said.”we should get together. ” she said. “Of course. ” he said.
He had a hard time now that his secret was out. She started watching tv shows about women in prison. She binge watched “Orange is the New black.” she watched reruns of a we network documentary on female cons . she really got into it. She watched old sexploytation movies about women in prisons.she found she was turned on by it.
He got weirded out by his secret being revealed.he considered breaking up with her.he almost did a couple of times. Finaly he got over it. He got to a point where He was over his embarisment.
After a little over a year he purposed. They got married. One day he came home. He told her to get up. She wore a pink t shirt and Jean skirt.she did so.he put hand cufs on her. Yer
She insisted she was innocent. He uncufed her. He told her to strip naked. She took off her t shirt.then she removed her denim skirt. Then he helped her out of her bra and panty.he put her in an Orange jump suit. He took her to her cell. He had a conjugal visit with his prisoner.
He made her sleep all night hand cuff to the bed. He usually removed her restraints before he left for work.some times he forgot. There were also times that He “forgot!” she kinda liked that . he always made sure to
Release her if she had a day shift.
They enjoyed watching prison tv shows and movies and then acting them out after. They live happily ever after. Well She lived happily incarcerated forever.
The end.