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The weird family

Joel was a member of his college choir.  He was on a choir tour.  While on the tour they were placed with church families that they were going to visit. 

Joel was a sophomore at a fundamental Baptist college.  He had been on a college tour the year before but they toured a different area that time. Joel had a great time before. He had been looking froward to this year as well. 

This was the third church they had visited.  It had been a great tour thus far. They were on a buss. The buss had parked at the church parking lot. The pastor and the church people put on a diner for them.  The people were really friendly and down to earth.

The church made several spaghetti. Dishes. It was really good. The food was good but so was the conversations. It was a good time all around. The choir would be performing the next day. They had some down time until then. 

After the dinner, they were told where they would be staying. His name was read. He was staying with the sawer family.  He had met them during the diner.   They seemed realy nice. After the announcements, he followed them. 

The sawyers included mr. And mrs sawyers and six children. Mr. Sawer was an eye doctor. He served as a trustree. He owned the eye care business.  Mrs sawyers was a home maker. She had been a bookeeper and had business degree. She preferred to stay at home and raise the children. 

Her oldest daughter was tess or tessi as she was called. Tessi was 21 years old. She was taking clases at a community college.  She also worked. She was very friendly.   

She had a 19 year old sister named ellie. She had a 14 year old brother named David.  A 12 year old brother Paul.  A three year old sister named sarah and a baby sister naimed Hannah.  

He got in the fanily van. By vehicle,  it was a short drive from the church to there home. They owned a little bit of property. The van parked. When they went in, david showed him his room.

David and joel had a lot in comon. Joel loved nature. He liked the outdoors. He also liked sports. Joel liked him. He came down stairs. 

Tess had wore a white blouse and a purple skirt and shoes.  She was barefoot now. She had removed her shirt and bra. She was topless. He quickly looked away.  

“What?  You have never seen a woman’s brest before?” tessi asked. “No i have not.  It is not proper . ” he said. “It is not forbiden in the bible. ” she said.  “Isn’t it?” he asked. His eyes were closed.  “No it is not mentioned. We just assume that brests were covered or that such a band exist but it does not. ” she declared. 

“She almost never wears a top in the house. ” david said. “Come on. Its a warm day. I was cooking all day. I want to be comfortable.  “She said. He was abit stunned.  It was her house. He looked the other way. 

This was not going quite the way he thought it would.  Not at all. He sat down on the couch.  He found this troubling.  He tried not to get too offended.  He tried not to get too stressed about it. He knew eventually they would be on to the next church. 

Then her sister cane down the stairs.  Elie was topless.  She had taken off her blue shirt and bra. He thought to himself, “great! Now i have to dodge two women with no shirts on. ” . he tried not to be flustered.  He wanted to be a good guess. He would be happy when they could leave. 

He sat far away from the girls. He sat near to paul and David.  “My sister also does not wear a shirt..we dont feel bound by legalism. There is no command to cover brest so we do not.  “Tess said.

“I hate wearing shirts.  It gets realy warm in the summer hear. There is no way that i am wearing a shirt. ” ellie said. He did not want to debate this. He was a guest in there home and it was a realy odd topic. He just listened and occasionally chimed in with an ok or i see or yea. He found this whole thing very uncomfortable. Realy that is a huge understatement. 

He shifted the conversation to something else. He saw that he had a video game consul so he asked david about it. They were alowed to play video games that were not violent. They could play racing games(not grand theft auto) . they could play sports game. Lukily that changed the subject. 

Tessi loved video games and chimed in. He liked to make eye cobtact with those he was conversing with but in this instence, he made an exception.  

He was hoping that she had no interest in video games. Of course she did. She vioced her oinions. Although a lady canot speak in the church, she can at home. 

After a time ,her mom and dad came down the stairs. To his shock mrs sawer was not wearing a top. He thought to himself,’great! This is a family of nudist or something.  ”

He was totaly creped out at this point. He tried to remaine calm. “You dont approve of how we do things?” mr. Saywer asked. “Its not how i do things or how my family does things. It is different. I ment no disrespect. ” he said.  

“I know that. The bible never says a women brest must be covered. Only the genital area is to be covered. It is never wise to add on to scripture. It always causes ruin. If you fail to live up to the legalistic rules,you tend to give up on everything including the actual principles. I do not force my family to adhere to extra biblical standards just to apease the legalist. I embrace the sprit of of the law over the letter.  ” mr. Saywer declared. 

“You see if you sees a brest. You look. After a while you move on. ” mrs. Sawyer said. He was not so sure about what she had said. 

He was glad for bed time. He went upstairs.  He said goodnight to every one. He was tired. He slept very well. 

He got up the next morning.  He saw tessi. She wore a black skirt. She was topples.  “Morning! ” she said. “Morning”  he said.  He wished that she would wear a shirt. 

After breakfast he met up with everyone at the church. They practiced and got ready for the concert later that day. 

The concert went very well.  It was very well receved. After the concert they got ready to leave for the next church. He went to say his goodbye to tess. She had a white shirt on. She was relieved to see her fully clothed. He hugged her.  He then said goodbyes to her whole family. 

After the service,  they headed on to the next church. It was a successful tour. Of all the churches they visited , this was the most memorable.  They then returned to the campus then he headed home. 

Tess realy liked him. She tried to find him on social media.  She finaly did and aded him. She sent a note explaining who she was. She acepted her friend request.  They corresponded back and forth. 

They developed a close report. They lived away from eachother. Neiter were  sure how to have a relationships over a long distance. On his summer before his senior year he took a job near where she lived. He took a sumer internship at her church.  

When he came over for diner she was rouintly topless as was her mom and sister. After he graduated he proposed marriage and she said yes. They maried the following spring. 

She was almost always topless when they were home. When they got home, the shirt came off and the bra. When they had there first child a daughter it made brest feeding a lot easier. They had another daughter when there oldest turned two. 

He eventually got use to everything. He adjusted.  They had a good life and a good marriage. 

The end. 


This is a work of fiction. 

It is true the bible does not speak to brest being bared. This is just a story. The story is not endorsing or condeming going topless. 


The spanking church

Lori Avery was a star reporter at a local paper. For a while she had heard stories about a church that had only excited for a short time. The church was shrouded in secrecy.
There was some both in and out if Christianity was starting to use The c word. No conclusion had bean reached.
Lori wanted to make a name for herself.she believed that this was the key. This was her ticket to success.
“You want to go undercover to the deep end Baptist assembly? No one wants to touch it . ” the editor said.”let me do this? “Lori pleaded.
She decided to go as a curiosity seeker. Ladies wore dresses or skirts. She decided to ware a t shirt and jeens. That way she would look Like a potential convert . she wanted them to try to convert her.
She wore a white t shirt jeens and sandles. She went inside. “Greetings in the name of our most wonderful  Lord. ” sister melisa said. She greated her. She was seated. Everyone looked happy. Almost too happy. It was really Erie .
The service began with a worship team. Apparently this week was u2 Sunday.all of the songs were from u2. Although the founding pastor was fairly strict on a lot of things,he loved u2 so he made an exception to his only sacred policy. Lori felt it only added to her view that this church was really hockey.
“To our guest welcome what is to follow may seam odd. It is a vital part of our worship. This is not a seeker sensitive church. We are missed unfriendly.we are a difficult church. We are strict and proud of it. We believe that our authority is from the Lord himself.we take that quite seriously. ” The pastor said.
“The first Sunday of every mounts we practice discipline. For those who have violated our rules are spanked publicly. Those being punished are lined up.man are in side,women on the other. Ladies will pull up there skirt and pull there panties down. Man will pull there pants and underware down. This is a vital part if our services. “The pastor said.
The first was a 20 year old named Julie. She went on a date with a non church member and kissed him. She was sentenced to be spanked five times . she pulled up her skirt and piled down her panties.she got on the pastor lap.the first spanking was not bad.on the third she was crying.she was hysterical on the fith.
Julie felt sore.she did not want to put her panties or skirt back on. She was taken to the church infirmary . next was a man in his forties. He was convicted of blasphemy. Aperently he expressed an opinion that matlock was better then Perry Masson. The pastor was a big Perry mason fans he got two spankings. 
Next was a married women in her thirties.she got four spanking for back sassing her husband.
Then a 19,year old man was spanked seven times for using the word crap. A 28 year old girl was spanked six times for refusing to date the pastor’s son.
“We are almost done with the unpleasant part of the. Service. The world will never understand us. They will always suspect the worse of us!”the pastor said. The pastor went right over to Lori .”is that not correct mis Avery.ladies and gentleman this is Lori Avery with the Lawrence city Times. Did you think I would not know.bring her to the front.”he ordered.
The “ushers” went over to her.she shrugged them off. She walked to the front. “Remove your jeens and panties!”he instructed.
She did so. Being disciplined would add to the story. She was placed on his lap. She was spanked ten Times. She cried and was brought to the infirmary.
After rest she had to watch propaganda videos promoting the church. She was reprogrammed.after a few days she wrote a pro church peace. She was now a church member.
While some did object to her report she phased out her time with the ten network.she spent full time as a member of the church ministry of public relations and information. She was happy in her New role. She eventually married one of the pastor’s son and gave birth to twi. Girls holy and trinity. She then had a son named Moses David Noah.
The end.

Church of cuddling

Reverend Masson monson and his wife Jeanie were a bit eccentric. His ordination was from one of those mail in diplomas.the kind holyweird cebreties use so they can affiliate at weddings.  While he insisted on using the title reverend ,it was extremely honorary.
They brought an old strip mall and turned it into a church. A church was mostly self help type thing. They were a combination of community center and Chinese fortune cookie readers digest wisdom.
It was not a cult. It was prety honest in there beliefs.there finances were very transparent. It was a but cokie but hardly dangerous .
Dave was walking by the church.he saw a sign foe cuddle seasons. Apearently you could home and you just cuddled with someone on the opposite sex for an hour. Dave who was awkward had not had a girlfriend in a long time. The prospects were not good.
The next season was next Thursday. The manual said to ware comfortable cloths . he arrived nd registered.
“Ok I am the reverend monson. This is my wife Jeanie.  You all have been registered and have a name tag I hope. The rules you can hug and cuddle.no kissing and nothing overtly sexual or life. No herashmwnt. Violations if rules or violation of decently will be delt with up to life time expulsion. This is to be a spiritual experience. This is not to be pornographic. This is for those seeking love.some just want to be touched. Please respe t thus instution and those with you.”he said.
Dave was paired with Keri. She wore a Brown t shirt with blue shorts and was barefoot.she had a pony tail. They got onto the cot.they hugged.they he eacotherm
She was very soft.he wished he could talk to her.the rules were they could not talk but silently cuddle.while the reverend was fairly secular.to him This was mystical. He expected everyone else to approach it that way.
He just held her. She seemed tensed.she seemed to relax.he played with her hair . he rubbed her.he enjoyed it.
She found him to be gentle.he wished that she could speak to him.this would do.
The time went slowly.both of them really wanted it that way. They did not want it to end. Of course it did. That was how it was.
They hugged. “I enjoyed being with you”he said. “As do I. ” she said. He came back the next week. He got a different partner.this one was different . he did not mind her but she was not keri.
Jill was tall with short hair.he liked her fine.he was hoping got keri.she saw him and there eyes met.she suspected she felt the same way.
Every time he went,it was a different girl.
Then the “church” was shut down.apparently they evaded Taxas.the cuddle church as some called in was sold to the sate and turned into a department of motor vehicles . there was no cuddling there.
Dave tried to find a club to pass his time. He joined a ping pong club. He disliked it. He joined a book club but the book they were discussing was a power saw how to manual. He joined community choir and so did keri.
They eventuy dated.they married.yes they do plenty of cuddling.
The end. .