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The spanking church

Lori Avery was a star reporter at a local paper. For a while she had heard stories about a church that had only excited for a short time. The church was shrouded in secrecy.
There was some both in and out if Christianity was starting to use The c word. No conclusion had bean reached.
Lori wanted to make a name for herself.she believed that this was the key. This was her ticket to success.
“You want to go undercover to the deep end Baptist assembly? No one wants to touch it . ” the editor said.”let me do this? “Lori pleaded.
She decided to go as a curiosity seeker. Ladies wore dresses or skirts. She decided to ware a t shirt and jeens. That way she would look Like a potential convert . she wanted them to try to convert her.
She wore a white t shirt jeens and sandles. She went inside. “Greetings in the name of our most wonderful  Lord. ” sister melisa said. She greated her. She was seated. Everyone looked happy. Almost too happy. It was really Erie .
The service began with a worship team. Apparently this week was u2 Sunday.all of the songs were from u2. Although the founding pastor was fairly strict on a lot of things,he loved u2 so he made an exception to his only sacred policy. Lori felt it only added to her view that this church was really hockey.
“To our guest welcome what is to follow may seam odd. It is a vital part of our worship. This is not a seeker sensitive church. We are missed unfriendly.we are a difficult church. We are strict and proud of it. We believe that our authority is from the Lord himself.we take that quite seriously. ” The pastor said.
“The first Sunday of every mounts we practice discipline. For those who have violated our rules are spanked publicly. Those being punished are lined up.man are in side,women on the other. Ladies will pull up there skirt and pull there panties down. Man will pull there pants and underware down. This is a vital part if our services. “The pastor said.
The first was a 20 year old named Julie. She went on a date with a non church member and kissed him. She was sentenced to be spanked five times . she pulled up her skirt and piled down her panties.she got on the pastor lap.the first spanking was not bad.on the third she was crying.she was hysterical on the fith.
Julie felt sore.she did not want to put her panties or skirt back on. She was taken to the church infirmary . next was a man in his forties. He was convicted of blasphemy. Aperently he expressed an opinion that matlock was better then Perry Masson. The pastor was a big Perry mason fans he got two spankings. 
Next was a married women in her thirties.she got four spanking for back sassing her husband.
Then a 19,year old man was spanked seven times for using the word crap. A 28 year old girl was spanked six times for refusing to date the pastor’s son.
“We are almost done with the unpleasant part of the. Service. The world will never understand us. They will always suspect the worse of us!”the pastor said. The pastor went right over to Lori .”is that not correct mis Avery.ladies and gentleman this is Lori Avery with the Lawrence city Times. Did you think I would not know.bring her to the front.”he ordered.
The “ushers” went over to her.she shrugged them off. She walked to the front. “Remove your jeens and panties!”he instructed.
She did so. Being disciplined would add to the story. She was placed on his lap. She was spanked ten Times. She cried and was brought to the infirmary.
After rest she had to watch propaganda videos promoting the church. She was reprogrammed.after a few days she wrote a pro church peace. She was now a church member.
While some did object to her report she phased out her time with the ten network.she spent full time as a member of the church ministry of public relations and information. She was happy in her New role. She eventually married one of the pastor’s son and gave birth to twi. Girls holy and trinity. She then had a son named Moses David Noah.
The end.

Church of cuddling

Reverend Masson monson and his wife Jeanie were a bit eccentric. His ordination was from one of those mail in diplomas.the kind holyweird cebreties use so they can affiliate at weddings.  While he insisted on using the title reverend ,it was extremely honorary.
They brought an old strip mall and turned it into a church. A church was mostly self help type thing. They were a combination of community center and Chinese fortune cookie readers digest wisdom.
It was not a cult. It was prety honest in there beliefs.there finances were very transparent. It was a but cokie but hardly dangerous .
Dave was walking by the church.he saw a sign foe cuddle seasons. Apearently you could home and you just cuddled with someone on the opposite sex for an hour. Dave who was awkward had not had a girlfriend in a long time. The prospects were not good.
The next season was next Thursday. The manual said to ware comfortable cloths . he arrived nd registered.
“Ok I am the reverend monson. This is my wife Jeanie.  You all have been registered and have a name tag I hope. The rules you can hug and cuddle.no kissing and nothing overtly sexual or life. No herashmwnt. Violations if rules or violation of decently will be delt with up to life time expulsion. This is to be a spiritual experience. This is not to be pornographic. This is for those seeking love.some just want to be touched. Please respe t thus instution and those with you.”he said.
Dave was paired with Keri. She wore a Brown t shirt with blue shorts and was barefoot.she had a pony tail. They got onto the cot.they hugged.they he eacotherm
She was very soft.he wished he could talk to her.the rules were they could not talk but silently cuddle.while the reverend was fairly secular.to him This was mystical. He expected everyone else to approach it that way.
He just held her. She seemed tensed.she seemed to relax.he played with her hair . he rubbed her.he enjoyed it.
She found him to be gentle.he wished that she could speak to him.this would do.
The time went slowly.both of them really wanted it that way. They did not want it to end. Of course it did. That was how it was.
They hugged. “I enjoyed being with you”he said. “As do I. ” she said. He came back the next week. He got a different partner.this one was different . he did not mind her but she was not keri.
Jill was tall with short hair.he liked her fine.he was hoping got keri.she saw him and there eyes met.she suspected she felt the same way.
Every time he went,it was a different girl.
Then the “church” was shut down.apparently they evaded Taxas.the cuddle church as some called in was sold to the sate and turned into a department of motor vehicles . there was no cuddling there.
Dave tried to find a club to pass his time. He joined a ping pong club. He disliked it. He joined a book club but the book they were discussing was a power saw how to manual. He joined community choir and so did keri.
They eventuy dated.they married.yes they do plenty of cuddling.
The end. .