Category Archives: Uncategorized

“Something wrong with the milers”

The Collins family had just recently moved to the area. They moved next door To the Philips. The Philips were not quite buisy bodies but they kinda knew everything that went on in the neighborhood.
Will and Michele Philips decided to intriduce themselves To the Collins family. They knocked on the door.
“Hi I am will this is my wife Michele.” he said.”hi I am Greg this is my wife brandy . this is Joseph gia and  baby Hannah. “He said.
“Do you have kids?” brandy asked.”yes we have two girls and a boy. “Michele said “this is a really good neighborhood . ” will told him. “It seams to be. ” Greg said. “Well we will let you go but it was nice to meet you.” will said.” it was good to meet you.”Greg said.
They Said there goodbyes. They returned to there homes. “They seam nice.”will said “something is not right with those two.” Michelle said. “Are you sure?” he asked. asked.

something is

up. I am sure of that.I just can’t put my finger on what it is. I know there is something.” She told him.
Will always trusted Michele and her intuition. He just did not see anything.
The next day Michele decided to do what She called recon.she went to the home. She knocked on the door.
“Hi I was hoping we could do some girl talk!” Michele said. “Right now is not a good time. ” she told him. “Ok but some time. “Michele said. “Some day.”brandy said.
Later on she told her husband what happened. “It might not keen anything!”he said. “Something is off. That I am sure off. “She said. “What do

Church of cuddling

Reverend Masson monson and his wife Jeanie were a bit eccentric. His ordination was from one of those mail in diplomas.the kind holyweird cebreties use so they can affiliate at weddings.  While he insisted on using the title reverend ,it was extremely honorary.
They brought an old strip mall and turned it into a church. A church was mostly self help type thing. They were a combination of community center and Chinese fortune cookie readers digest wisdom.
It was not a cult. It was prety honest in there beliefs.there finances were very transparent. It was a but cokie but hardly dangerous .
Dave was walking by the church.he saw a sign foe cuddle seasons. Apearently you could home and you just cuddled with someone on the opposite sex for an hour. Dave who was awkward had not had a girlfriend in a long time. The prospects were not good.
The next season was next Thursday. The manual said to ware comfortable cloths . he arrived nd registered.
“Ok I am the reverend monson. This is my wife Jeanie.  You all have been registered and have a name tag I hope. The rules you can hug and cuddle.no kissing and nothing overtly sexual or life. No herashmwnt. Violations if rules or violation of decently will be delt with up to life time expulsion. This is to be a spiritual experience. This is not to be pornographic. This is for those seeking love.some just want to be touched. Please respe t thus instution and those with you.”he said.
Dave was paired with Keri. She wore a Brown t shirt with blue shorts and was barefoot.she had a pony tail. They got onto the cot.they hugged.they he eacotherm
She was very soft.he wished he could talk to her.the rules were they could not talk but silently cuddle.while the reverend was fairly secular.to him This was mystical. He expected everyone else to approach it that way.
He just held her. She seemed tensed.she seemed to relax.he played with her hair . he rubbed her.he enjoyed it.
She found him to be gentle.he wished that she could speak to him.this would do.
The time went slowly.both of them really wanted it that way. They did not want it to end. Of course it did. That was how it was.
They hugged. “I enjoyed being with you”he said. “As do I. ” she said. He came back the next week. He got a different partner.this one was different . he did not mind her but she was not keri.
Jill was tall with short hair.he liked her fine.he was hoping got keri.she saw him and there eyes met.she suspected she felt the same way.
Every time he went,it was a different girl.
Then the “church” was shut down.apparently they evaded Taxas.the cuddle church as some called in was sold to the sate and turned into a department of motor vehicles . there was no cuddling there.
Dave tried to find a club to pass his time. He joined a ping pong club. He disliked it. He joined a book club but the book they were discussing was a power saw how to manual. He joined community choir and so did keri.
They eventuy dated.they married.yes they do plenty of cuddling.
The end. .