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Catheter prison

David was sentenced to five years in prison. He was allowed to get his afairs in order. He had 30 days to report. 

He got up that day. He eat a good breakfast. He made a en eag sausage sandwich whitch was one of his favorite.  He wanted to have something he enjoyed before he headed to the pokey. He drank cofee. He was a huge cofee person. He had no idea if he would be able to hwve cofee in prison. If he did, it might be watered down and bearly drinkable.  He enjoyed it now.  

He took a shower. He decided to dress simply. He wore a green t shirt and jeens and sandles.  He got his keys and got into the car. He drove off.  He listened to his favorite radio station. He tried to forget about what was about to happen.  

He arived at the checkpoint. A gaurd came to the car. She presented her paper work. The gaurd looked it over. “You need to park over there. You need to leave the keys in the ignition. Go into the maine office. There is a sign.” the gaurd said. 

David drove to the designated parking area.  He parked it. He put the keys into the ignition. He took a breath then excited the vehicle. He excited the car. He headed for the office as he was instructed. 

He entered. He turned the paper work over to the receptionest. The receptionist looked it over. “Have a seat. ” the receptionest instructed. He went over and sat down. 

After a few seconds , a gaurd excited. “Dave please folow me. ” the gaurd said. He was brought to an intake area.  

“Please remove your clothing.  ” the gaurd said. He pulled his shirt to his head and then pulled it off. Then he took off his pants.  He took off his underware. His rectum was inspected.  

He was told to get on a table.  ” a cathitor will be installed. Your bag will be changed once a day. Your private area will be throughly washed by a staff member.  It is a bit painful but you will adjust. ” the nurse said.

He was really nervous. He did not like the idea of a cathitor for five years. His pennis was washed and the area.  The cathitor was inserted. A bag was put near him. He waw given cotten undrrware. He was given a hospital gowan and robe. 

He was given a medical exam. He was escorted to a dorm room. The dorm did not look like a prison. He was taken to a room. 

He saw a female prisonor. She had her hair put in a pony tail. She was in blue scrub and panties with her carhitor showing.

“This is kathy, she is your roomate. The carhiters reduce bathroom use and make sexual contact problematic. You cannot have sexual penetration.  You may touch her tits. ” the gaurd said.  

The gaurd left. “Does the stining go away?” he asked.  ” it comes and goes. ” she said. “I fugured. ” he said. “You get use to it for the most part.  ” she said. 

She gave her a tour of the block.  There were male and female prisoners. Some inmates wore hospital gowans with or without robes. Others wore scrubs. Some were in various sates of undress.

She introduced him to varius inmates. They returned.  “People dont seem to be bothered by modesty. ” he said. “Not really. We like to be comfortible. ” she said. 

“Can i touch your tits. I am prety stressed. ” he said. She pulled tbe scrub off. She took off her bra. He licked her tits. She loved it.

He loved cleaning times. He could have the cathitor out. It hot stimulated while being washed.  He did not like when the cathitor eas reinserted.  

At night she put on a hospital gowan as did he. “Can we sleep in the same bed?” he asked. “Definently. ” she said.they got into bed and cuddled. He liked to touch her feet with his. 

Prison life was not too bad. Being in cathitors seem to keep evryone calm. It was a minumum security prison. You could basically go where you wanted to go and do what you wanted to do. 

He realy liked kathy. He liked the other inmates. He liked the gaurds and nurses. He hated the cathitors but everything else was good. 

The end. 

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“Something wrong with the milers”

The Collins family had just recently moved to the area. They moved next door To the Philips. The Philips were not quite buisy bodies but they kinda knew everything that went on in the neighborhood.
Will and Michele Philips decided to intriduce themselves To the Collins family. They knocked on the door.
“Hi I am will this is my wife Michele.” he said.”hi I am Greg this is my wife brandy . this is Joseph gia and¬† baby Hannah. “He said.
“Do you have kids?” brandy asked.”yes we have two girls and a boy. “Michele said “this is a really good neighborhood . ” will told him. “It seams to be. ” Greg said. “Well we will let you go but it was nice to meet you.” will said.” it was good to meet you.”Greg said.
They Said there goodbyes. They returned to there homes. “They seam nice.”will said “something is not right with those two.” Michelle said. “Are you sure?” he asked. asked.

something is

up. I am sure of that.I just can’t put my finger on what it is. I know there is something.” She told him.
Will always trusted Michele and her intuition. He just did not see anything.
The next day Michele decided to do what She called recon.she went to the home. She knocked on the door.
“Hi I was hoping we could do some girl talk!” Michele said. “Right now is not a good time. ” she told him. “Ok but some time. “Michele said. “Some day.”brandy said.
Later on she told her husband what happened. “It might not keen anything!”he said. “Something is off. That I am sure off. “She said. “What do

Church of cuddling

Reverend Masson monson and his wife Jeanie were a bit eccentric. His ordination was from one of those mail in diplomas.the kind holyweird cebreties use so they can affiliate at weddings.  While he insisted on using the title reverend ,it was extremely honorary.
They brought an old strip mall and turned it into a church. A church was mostly self help type thing. They were a combination of community center and Chinese fortune cookie readers digest wisdom.
It was not a cult. It was prety honest in there beliefs.there finances were very transparent. It was a but cokie but hardly dangerous .
Dave was walking by the church.he saw a sign foe cuddle seasons. Apearently you could home and you just cuddled with someone on the opposite sex for an hour. Dave who was awkward had not had a girlfriend in a long time. The prospects were not good.
The next season was next Thursday. The manual said to ware comfortable cloths . he arrived nd registered.
“Ok I am the reverend monson. This is my wife Jeanie.  You all have been registered and have a name tag I hope. The rules you can hug and cuddle.no kissing and nothing overtly sexual or life. No herashmwnt. Violations if rules or violation of decently will be delt with up to life time expulsion. This is to be a spiritual experience. This is not to be pornographic. This is for those seeking love.some just want to be touched. Please respe t thus instution and those with you.”he said.
Dave was paired with Keri. She wore a Brown t shirt with blue shorts and was barefoot.she had a pony tail. They got onto the cot.they hugged.they he eacotherm
She was very soft.he wished he could talk to her.the rules were they could not talk but silently cuddle.while the reverend was fairly secular.to him This was mystical. He expected everyone else to approach it that way.
He just held her. She seemed tensed.she seemed to relax.he played with her hair . he rubbed her.he enjoyed it.
She found him to be gentle.he wished that she could speak to him.this would do.
The time went slowly.both of them really wanted it that way. They did not want it to end. Of course it did. That was how it was.
They hugged. “I enjoyed being with you”he said. “As do I. ” she said. He came back the next week. He got a different partner.this one was different . he did not mind her but she was not keri.
Jill was tall with short hair.he liked her fine.he was hoping got keri.she saw him and there eyes met.she suspected she felt the same way.
Every time he went,it was a different girl.
Then the “church” was shut down.apparently they evaded Taxas.the cuddle church as some called in was sold to the sate and turned into a department of motor vehicles . there was no cuddling there.
Dave tried to find a club to pass his time. He joined a ping pong club. He disliked it. He joined a book club but the book they were discussing was a power saw how to manual. He joined community choir and so did keri.
They eventuy dated.they married.yes they do plenty of cuddling.
The end. .