Jim was a vice president of a company that was very important to the reigion. He liked his job. He was well liked.
Today was the annual picnic for the compony. There was a a lot of food and deserts. The food tasted great. No one guessed that one of the deserts contained food poisoning. They tasted perfectly fine. There was no indication that something was wrong. He felt good all day.
Then during an importent meeting with an importent client he felt really weird. He started to fart. He tried to get pass it.
He felt really weird. He felt like his entire butt was about to explode. He just wanted to be away from hear. He tried to grin and bear it. After a while he decided that he had to get out of there. He had to do it fast.
He said an if you wil excuse me. He was able to sneek out of the confrence room. He went to the bathroom. He unzipped his pants. He pulled down his underware. He sat down on the toilet. It felt like something was leaving his bodymhe was in excruciating pain. He felt like he was dying. He feared that he might be actually dying.
What he believed was a turd fell into the toilet . the turd attacked him.he lunged from the toilet. He looked like a small verson of the creture from the movie aliens. He picked the creture and threw it on the floor. He steped on what he perceived to be his head. The creture head snapped.
He was really woried. What if thete were more of these cretutres inside him. What if he was being teraformed or whatever into this creture. He had no idea what to do.
He decided to call 911. He said he thought he had really bad case of food posion. He did not go into details. When they arived he showed the creture. He passed out.
They put him on a stretcher . he was wheeled on to an ambulance. The carcass of the creture was placed on to the ambulence. The emt tried to keep him stable until they made it to the hospital.
They moved him to the e.r. they turned him over another creture came out. They were several of them. The man was in a lot of pain. It was not getting any better.
They did an x ray and found that his body had become an incubator for these cretutes. They striped him nsked and rushed him to the o.r. they did exploratory sergery. The mother creture was embedded into him. They were able to remove the creture.
He woke up later on. He was in his room. He felt a bit weak. They explaned to him that somehow the mixture if various food merged ans created the creture. They said he should recover in a week or so. He will have to take some time off.usualy a workaholic he did not object this time.
A friend of his drove him home. He went right to bed. He slept for several hours. He woke up the next day feeling better . in two weeks he felt good enough to return to work.
Most of the staff came down with the ailment. Most of them came down with the ailment while on the job. Gabby a young acountent felt sick. What she thought was turd fell down on to her purple dress and on to the floor. She screamed. Soon many more sucombed.
Lukily ,using information from jim’s surgery, was able to create a type of antibiotics to kill the creture. They did not have to remove it invasibly as they did with jim.
The whole event filled jim with a brand new perspective on life. He started to revaluate things. He went over to ally a girl he liked for a long time. He asked her out and she said yes. They got maried and had three kids.
He left the business and started his own business. He was so happy. The creature creation was a fluke. So far the creture had not been seen again.